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The XX

Remember when The xx first got big? I was a sophomore in college, living in a condo near BYU campus my aunt owned called Chandelle. It was not where the cool people lived. I slept on the top bunk,...

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THE WORLD IS ENDING — What Will You Wear?

Good morning, everyone! So we understand the world is currently ending, and that can be a super stressful way to start the week. But like, let’s think about how we could use this to our advantage!...

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New Electric Guest

Did you know that one half of Electric Guest is Asa Taccone, whose brother Jorma is one third of Lonely Island?? #fractions    

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The Apartment Cost Your Landlord Won’t Mention

It isn’t the pointlessness of spending gobs of money on rent. No, it isn’t the fact that you may as well drive down PCH with a stack of $1’s and let them fly. It isn’t the vertical blinds, with their...

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Sad About The Internet: Barnes & Noble Edition

I think I was meant to be born before the internet. I feel this every two weeks when I remember that Snapchat exists and open it to find long-forgotten snaps, to which I dutifully reply although their...

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Great Songs with Terrible Messages

It is difficult when you are raised and generally still believe that songs with bad messages are bad songs. What happens then, when said songs are so catchy that to hear them is to love them...

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More Time, Please.

Somewhere in my brain there exists a sticky note with thoughts I want to write on this blog. Or another blog, or anywhere really. It feels like they are festering in there, tapping my skull like HEY!...

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P.S. I’ve Lived In Orange County For A Year

  Recently a friend asked how close I lived to Marina Del Rey. Me:         Uh, an hour. Without traffic.                We moved to Orange County, did I not tell you? Friend:     Wait what? When?  Oh...

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Five Songs To Listen To If You Like Songs That Are Good

All are newish. All are good. 1: Sampha // Timmy’s Prayer Sampha pulled a Sia and went from vocalist to soloist and the results are A++.   2: Arcade Fire // Everything now I didn’t love Reflektor...

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The 7 Stages of Working from Home

1-Smugness You wake with the clear knowledge that you have pulled one over on the world. Today you will not commute. You will not put on makeup. You will not even look at a bra. Your poor co-workers at...

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Plant Killer

I’m a plant killer. The evidence is now irrefutable. I feel wronged by this reality, because the recipe for keeping a plant alive seems so simple: pour water onto dirt. Right? I always thought I would...

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The Most Adjective Books Of 2017

Bad news: I spent a lot of time commuting last year. Good news: audiobooks! I read (and heard) more books last year than I think any other year of my life, which has made me feel incredibly smart and...

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Water At The Roots

I remember when I first realized as a little girl that in order to make a flower grow, you had to water its roots. It didn’t make any sense. But what about the petals? I thought. The petals are the...

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A Parable Of Talents

I sit down at the keyboard my parents bought me — a thoughtful gift meant to let me continue doing something I loved as a kid. But as I squint at my well-worn music binder with its Xeroxed music, the...

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